 | In my own words
A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her *husband*!"
hi, not many people read this so anything you want to know just ask.
love getting drunk on weekends...and love travelling.
not on here much just during work etc. i enjoy going out socialising, having a drink or two or three or four lol.
message me if you up for chatting and will trry my best to reply.
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wrote at 20:21 on 7 Jul 2009 | | A couple driving home from the pub on a winters evening run over a badger, they stop and realise that it is still breathing but in a bad way so they decide to take it to the vets.
She gets in the passenger seat and he throws the badger onto her lap then he gets in and starts driving.
Woman - "Poor thing, I think it might make it but its freezing cold"
Man - "Well put it between you legs to warm it up then.
Woman - "But its all wet and it stinks"
Man - "Well hold its nose!" |
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From Now On...
...i'm never going to drink...until the next time i drink hehe |
| Comments | 10 of 23 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | bvalentino wrote... | 23:14 - 19 Jul 2009 | | | I can't chat to you on that one to one thing because I'm using my iPhone :) | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | lucky6 wrote... | 10:44 - 13 Jul 2009 | | | Lol just a feeling I had! When you get to my age babe you certainly wise up haha!! Yes I have msn it's luckys1976@hotmail.com | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | lucky6 wrote... | 23:31 - 12 Jul 2009 | | | Thanks.. But you know I'm only looking for mates (and I don't mean the condoms) so if you wanna chat don't think I'm gonna start talking dirty haha just so you know ok! But you want to be my friend then yes I'd luv to chat | | | | | send message |
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drinking, socialising and jus havin a laugh Makes me happy
friends Makes me sad
mum lol only messin Perfect Partner
someone fun Bad habits
erm...cant think of any Cigarettes
I don't smoke Alcohol
I like to get drunk Drugs
I don't use drugs Race
Asian Hair
black Eyes
Brown Body Type
Medium Build Smooth |
| Favourite Things Food
junk food and salads(how diverse) lol Music
anything with a good beat TV Show
friends, prison break Author
dont read! Movie
too many to name Night Club / Bar
any in birmingham Person
my mates (all of them) n my lil bro Place
pub Possession/Thing
money... coz money = booze |
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