|In my own words|
Hi, just your average guy really.
Looking to meet interesting people, who know how to hold a good conversation.
I enjoy travelling, alcohol, films, cosy nights in, reading, mcdonalds fries, flights, laughing, practical jokes, foreplay, massages and alot more.
|A couple driving home from the pub on a winters evening run over a badger, they stop and realise that it is still breathing but in a bad way so they decide to take it to the vets. |
She gets in the passenger seat and he throws the badger onto her lap then he gets in and starts driving.
Woman - "Poor thing, I think it might make it but its freezing cold"
Man - "Well put it between you legs to warm it up then.
Woman - "But its all wet and it stinks"
Man - "Well hold its nose!"
|If You Pay Me...|
...i would do....hmm why dont you tell me what you want me to do?
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|jbaby00 wrote...|| |
|Hello Dear how are you pls i like to be your friend pls email me here([email protected]) so that i can give you my picture and for you to know me more thanks|
|foxyvicktoria wrote...|| |
|Hiya i have no msgs left so thought id leave u a quick comment.|
Thank u soo much for all my lovely pic comments thats so sweet of u + thank u for the msg i shal reply when i hav my msgs back tomos.