It's the 21st century. These days when a woman wants a man she just drags you home by the nob. Infact I'm seriously considering buying a pair of roller skates!
When I broke my thumb playing touch rugby, and I told everyone I broke it playing normal contact rugby with 7ft black folk.. Then my good old loyal sister told everyone that it was actually just touch rugby. Everyone laughed. Not cool lil bitch not cool!.