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uncle_fuck
STOP ASKING TO MEET UP, I'VE BEEN DEAD FOR YEARS!!!
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Name: uncle_fuck
Job: dead star of stage and screen
Details: 32 years old (Cancer) , Male , In Open Relationship , Open Minded
Location:6 FOOT UNDER, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/uncle_fuck
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In my own words

how did i never win an oscar for my starring role in spaceballs, it still hurts even in death!
Looking for

somebody still warm
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WANKER OF THE WEEK AWARD!
wrote at 12:56 on 16 May 2007
And this weeks winner is....WKDFACE! Congratulations! His entry 'DONT MESS WITH US WERE LONDON BOYS' got top marks! For those that dont know him he is a rent boy who bends over 4 his lover DREDY! They send me msgs such as: 'WERE GONNA FIND WHR U LIVE' (err....its at the top of me page), 'WERE GONNA CUT U UP' (clean blade pls as i hav standards), 'WERE GONNA FEED U 2 UR MUM' (let me know when n will make sure she only has a light lunch). List is endless. Best of luck 4 next week guys!
My Pet Hate...

is when the local priest pisses that bloody cheap romanian communiun wine all over the feckin place, have some respect man!
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poshshaggy wrote...12:26 - 17 Jan 2008
ha ha ha
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x-pwyncess-x wrote...23:42 - 14 Jan 2008
Haha hilarious. Jesus you crack me up. Numb fuck.
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honkytonkman wrote...03:24 - 12 Jan 2008
still here then geezer! long time no hear! lol
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honkytonkman wrote...19:45 - 10 Jun 2007
so you're back then! you do realise me and jiggy were sorting out our alibis for when your body turned lol.
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honkytonkman wrote...09:00 - 07 Jun 2007
you're alive! i'd already sorted an alibi in case you turned up dead. nice to know i wont need it after all.
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angelcute27 wrote...21:12 - 23 May 2007
get that ugly biatch off your page! eugh i feel sick!!
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xsaraxthestarx wrote...17:36 - 23 May 2007
yer we have met b4.. i set u that message congratulating u on the 'send pwincess back 2 school' charity.. it amused me hahaha! anyhoo.. yees i do have my seatbelt on.. never can be to safe ey! sara xx
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angelcute27 wrote...09:55 - 23 May 2007
ha ha ha!!some of the comments are so funny!!!
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honkytonkman wrote...08:03 - 23 May 2007
alright geezer.
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angelfromheavenx wrote...22:52 - 22 May 2007
Sorry deleted yr comment by mistake, red am i? must of been cos id just been dogging for the very first time xxxx
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Personal Stats

Interests
mud and wood

Makes me happy
when people have sex on my grave

Makes me sad
when i cant hear people having sex on my grave

Perfect Partner
worms

Bad habits
rubbing the leg of the skeleton next to me

Hair
hair! i havnt got any feckin skin!

Favourite Things

Food
dont need it

Music
the bells, those bloody bells

TV Show
yeah right

Author
J. R. Digby & sons, coffin makers, Isle of Dogs

Movie
stop it now

Night Club / Bar
hmmmm

Animals
worms

Person
the late Margeret Roach, such smooth bones

Place
the dark

Possession/Thing
wood

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Last logged on 13 May 2008 at 09:23pm

Last modified 11 Jan 2008

Created on 04 Feb 2007

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