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vampire_venom
they sent one man to the moon, why couldn't they send them all?
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Name: STOP SAYING MY NAME
Details: 36 years old (Scorpio), Female, In Relationship, Open Minded
Location: London baby, United Kingdom
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In my own words

Playing hard to get:
1) If he calls you, hang up immediately
2)If he says I love you! Say aww I like you and ruffle his hair
3) If he leans in to kiss, slowly put a piece of paper in between your lips and his face. Make sure it is discreet or he might catch on.
4) When it's the time to see you see you naked, ie after the first date, turn off the light, run away and come back the next morning.
5) If he asks you to meet his parents, tell him you do not like parents.
6) If he asks you out twice in a row, tell him you might move country.
7) When he is about to penetrate you, ask him about his grandmother
8) If he buys you a present smile sweetly then ask whether you can look at the gift horse in the mouth.
9) If he signs on msn, make sure you stay offline for a whole minute before singing on and wait for him to say hello.
10) If he texts you, never text back. Ever. Even if he is injured or dying. Remember people, don't phone the
In A Perfect World...

There would be no psychopaths
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Favorite Things

Food
blood

Music
rock

TV Show
peep show

Author
me

Movie
american pie

Night Club / Bar
FACES lol

Animals
sheep

Person
alive....maybe dead

Place
my house

Possession/Thing
my pencil sharpner

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