 |    In my own words
 Lex:
Is very random kinda guy with a dry sense of humour.
Has an insatiable love for penguins.
Thinks Wallace and Gromit should receive a knighthood for their contributions to science and society.
Enjoys going out, clubbing and getting wrecked.
Doesn't enjoy experiencing the facebook tagging phenomena the day later.
Wonders what % of the population have the genetic make up to be able to hold a conversation.
Decides it is a miniscule number.
Works for the mighty superdrug - oh all marvel at the 10% discount I receive.
Wants you to rate him and show some faceparty love. |
 | Blog | |  |  |  | Evolution went so wrong somewhere wrote at 12:52 on 24 Nov 2008 |  | Why, why, oh why do people persist in adding me on msn pretending to be female, proceeding (as the very first action) to click the webcam on with the expectation that my clothes will fall off.
Firstly I mastered the art of buttons and zips long ago and my clothes will defy the laws of male gravity and stay on.
Secondly ... well there isn't one - there are enough implications in the text for any genetically stunted individual to understand.
Grrrr |
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 This Week's Plan...
 The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say on the subject of flying.
There is an art, it says, or rather a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Pick a nice day, it suggests, and try it |
  | Comments | 10 of 27 | post a comment | view all |  |  |  | |  | mizzknapp wrote... | 0:20 - 28 Nov 2008 |  | | okayy thanks hun, you? confident, short, random... that pretty much describes me ;D lol xx |  |  |  | | send message |
|  |  |  | |  |  |  | |  | feebz wrote... | 12:08 - 25 Nov 2008 |  | | not bad thanks hunni how about you? :) x |  |  |  | | send message |
|  |  |  | |  |  |  | |  | feebz wrote... | 12:34 - 24 Nov 2008 |  | | hey thanks for the message :P so heres your poke back :P *poke* x |  |  |  | | send message |
|  |  |  | |  |  |  | |  |  |  | |  | kirstyw89 wrote... | 19:27 - 23 Nov 2008 |  | Ooo sounds good. Ye was out on friday got far too drunk then had to work last night which was not fun serving people alcohol when i was extremely ruff was not to enjoyable! x |  |  |  | | send message |
|  |  |  | |  | kirstyw89 wrote... | 19:23 - 23 Nov 2008 |  | | Not much just watchin rubbish telly with my housemates, nothing to special! How about yourself? x |  |  |  | | send message |
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|  |   | Personal Stats Interests Insatiable love for music. Makes me happy Weekends out, Sheep Poo Paper Makes me sad Losing people close to you. Perfect Partner Confident, Short, Random Cigarettes I don't smoke Alcohol I like to get drunk Drugs I don't use drugs Race White / Caucasian Eyes Hazel Body Type Slim Smooth |
 | Favourite Things Food Chinese, Italian Music Indie, Rock, Dance, Trance TV Show Scrubs Author Elliot Jaques, Daniel Goleman Movie The usual suspects Animals Penguin, Elephant, Polar bear Person Is slowly fading away from me =[ Place Bed - Warm, Cozy, Awesome Possession/Thing MG ZR / Webcam / Phone |
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