 | | Name: | Rosie | | | | Details: | 45 years old (Cancer), Female, In Relationship, Straight | | | Location: | somewhere in Cornwall, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/xrosierabbit |
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In my own words
Yes, I really am 45, I really do weigh 16 stone and I'm size 20 on the bottom and 26 on top (I have broad shoulders..lol) And yes, I'm disabled too!! But hey...I like me!!
GET OVER IT
Me Tarzan, You Jane...
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for sex.
"What's that?" he asked.
She explained to him what sex was and he said,
"Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong! I will show you how to do it properly."
She took off her clothes, laid down on the ground, and spread her legs.
"Here," she said, pointing, "You must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp,
"What the hell did you do that for?"
"Tarzan check for squirrels." |
| Blog | 5 posts | view all | | | | iBreast!
wrote at 14:53 on 23 Nov 2009 | | Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.
The iBreast will cost £499 to £599.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. |
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My Pet Hate...
people who aren't comfortable in their own skin and feel the need to belittle those who are ** I will not lose my marbles, my sense of humour, my wooden leg, my car keys or my virginity....ever again!!
(And I've got to say that I'm gutted that only 20 people think I'm kinky!!!) |
| Comments | 10 of 457 | post a comment | view all | | | | | | | | | | | | | | fode wrote... | 9:32 - 22 Nov 2009 | | | hey whats up? you want to chat? dumb73@hotmail.com add me | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | stuj4z wrote... | 17:50 - 20 Nov 2009 | | hey babe its alexander_mostovoi@hotmail.co.uk
cant wait to see them.xxx | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | jenny2k8 wrote... | 18:20 - 17 Nov 2009 | | | hey hun im jack u look gorjous, love ur bubbly care free personality, wht u up to tday im on my m8s profile hope u dont mind, add me on msn if u fancy a chat j0694@live.co.uk xxx | | | | | send message |
| | | | | | | | | | hotsexyguyx wrote... | 17:32 - 17 Nov 2009 | | | hey there your a pretty fitti. you fancy chatting?? could be fun.... | | | | | send message |
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| | | Personal Stats Interests
putting up an array of sparkling lights Makes me happy
teddy bears Makes me sad
dolls-frighten the hell outa me-blame Chuckie! Perfect Partner
got him thanks ;D Bad habits
jelly Cigarettes
I don't smoke Alcohol
I drink occasionally Drugs
I don't use drugs Race
White / Caucasian Hair
amusingly wavy Eyes
Green Body Type
Fuller Figure |
| Favourite Things Food
homecooked - I'm good in the kitchen Music
old skool rock TV Show
mock the week, dibley, buzzcocks, have I got news Author
Tom Sharpe - makes me smile every time Movie
green mile, shawshank, schindler's list Night Club / Bar
a quiet one Animals
Walee, Rizla and Roach Person
my superfantasmaglorious son and daughter Website
Click here to view Place
putting up Xmas decorations Possession/Thing
my trusty tub of drawing pins |
| Details Last logged on 23 november 2009 at 3:55pm Last modified 23 November 2009 Original Old Skool Member Created on 2 February 2006 Visitors 579,289 visitors |
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