 |  | Name: | Have a guess! | |  | | Details: | 29 years old (Sagittarius), Female, Single, Straight |  | | Location: | Near Wigan, United Kingdom |  | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/xxtiamariaxx |
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  In my own words
 How do you solve a problem like Maria? How do you catch a cloud and pin it down? How do you find a word that means Maria? A flibbertijibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!
Many a thing you know you'd like to tell her Many a thing she ought to understand But how do you make her stay And listen to all you say How do you keep a wave upon the sand
Oh, how do you solve a problem like Maria? How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?
When I'm with her I'm confused Out of focus and bemused And I never know exactly where I am Unpredictable as weather She's as flighty as a feather She's a darling! She's a demon! She's a lamb!
She'd outpester any pest Drive a hornet from its nest She could throw a whirling dervish out of whirl She is gentle! She is wild! She's a riddle! She's a child! She's a headache! She's an angel! She's a girl! |
 My Eternal Dilemma...
 My knight in shining armour turns out to be a retard in aluminum foil every time!! |
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|  |   | Personal Stats Interests Rugby, Socialising, My friends! Makes me happy White sandy beaches and clear blue seas!! Makes me sad Rain Perfect Partner Someone who can sweep me off my feet!! Bad habits Perfection in every way!! ;o) Cigarettes I smoke occasionally Alcohol I drink occasionally Drugs I don't use drugs Race White / Caucasian Hair Brunette Eyes Blue Body Type Slim |
 | Favourite Things Food Anything tasty!! Music All the stuff on my ipod! TV Show Fucking Dallas on UKGold!! Boooo me!! Author Erm!!! None springs to mind!! Movie Rocky films! Them long socks just do it for me! Night Club / Bar Any in Bolton! Animals Cocker Spaniel Person Jeremy Kyle, Duncan Ferguson!! Website Click here to view Place Home Possession/Thing Snowflakes on noses & whiskas on kittens!! |
 | Details Last logged on 16 april 2008 at 11:32am Last modified 1 September 2007 Created on 10 August 2005 Visitors 22,260 visitors |
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