In my own words The 5 stages of married sex :- 1)SMURF SEX - when you first meet and fuck each others brains out till ur both blue in the face! 2)KITCHEN SEX - ur engaged for a short while and shag everywhere and anywhere! 3)BEDROOM SEX - sex is routine now when married and you will only shag in bed on the occasional night! 4)HALLWAY SEX - you pass each other and both say FUCK YOU! 5)COURTROOM SEX - she takes you to court and screws you in front of 20 people!!
In A Perfect World... i would have a bloke with plenty of stamina and could keep up with me!! OMG my world is so perfect hehehe!!