 |  | Name: | H Presley | |  | | Details: | 54 years old (Sagittarius), Male, In Relationship, Straight |  | | Location: | Yorkshire, West Yorkshire, United Kingdom |  | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/i_am_evil_hovis |
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  In my own words
 Homeless people - why sit next to cash machines? You're only winding yourselves up. You don't get blind people camping outside Specsavers or the deaf outside HMV...(unless they're waiting in line for the Gareth Gates comeback album.) |
 The Meaning Of Life...
 Fat people lose fat quicker - It must be true, as there were loads of them in my gym in January, and now hardly any of them are left....If anyone would like to experience the pain of childbirth without the side effect of having a child, simply go on the Atkins diet for 2 weeks and try to have a poo afterwards. |
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|  |   | Favorite Things Food I've been mostly eating Avocado and Olives Music I've mostly been listening to Super Furries TV Show QI; F Word; Peep Show; Mighty Boosh; Heroes Author Coupland; Kerouac; Lewis; Ellis; Austen; Carver Movie Napoleon Dynamite; Kes; Amelie; If; Star Wars Night Club / Bar PopCrime; Temple...I don't do clubs anymore. Animals Monkey Person Tony Benn; Jeremy Paxman; Doris Lessing Website Click here to view Place Praha, Paris, Pennine Way or the Peak District Possession/Thing Guitar (It's a Norman B18CW). Vintage Mic. Studio |
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