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i_am_evil_hovis
This site's gone to the dogs, hasn't it?
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Name: H Presley
Details: 54 years old (Sagittarius), Male, In Relationship, Straight
Location: Yorkshire, West Yorkshire, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/i_am_evil_hovis
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Beardo with a ghost in the background..
 
In my own words

Homeless people - why sit next to cash machines? You're only winding yourselves up. You don't get blind people camping outside Specsavers or the deaf outside HMV...(unless they're waiting in line for the Gareth Gates comeback album.)
The Meaning Of Life...

Fat people lose fat quicker - It must be true, as there were loads of them in my gym in January, and now hardly any of them are left....If anyone would like to experience the pain of childbirth without the side effect of having a child, simply go on the Atkins diet for 2 weeks and try to have a poo afterwards.
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Favorite Things

Food
I've been mostly eating Avocado and Olives

Music
I've mostly been listening to Super Furries

TV Show
QI; F Word; Peep Show; Mighty Boosh; Heroes

Author
Coupland; Kerouac; Lewis; Ellis; Austen; Carver

Movie
Napoleon Dynamite; Kes; Amelie; If; Star Wars

Night Club / Bar
PopCrime; Temple...I don't do clubs anymore.

Animals
Monkey

Person
Tony Benn; Jeremy Paxman; Doris Lessing

Website
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Place
Praha, Paris, Pennine Way or the Peak District

Possession/Thing
Guitar (It's a Norman B18CW). Vintage Mic. Studio

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