 |  | Name: | Johnnyfivealive | |  | | Details: | 53 years old (Aquarius), Male, Single, Straight |  | | Location: | Windsor, Berkshire, United Kingdom |  | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/johnnyfivealive |
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  In my own words
 Over 30 refuse to be 40 .. funny , funky and full of it .,..
Just moved to NYC from London England .
Im like marmite you either love me or you hate me !!
What has happened to fp its full of cam girls, escorts , pre op transexuals....
No ting tong or mail order brides pls ... |
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|  | A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, How should I know, that's 200 miles from here! and hung up. The husband said, Who was that? The wife said, I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear. |
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 My Mum Says...
 Leave it alone or it will fall off !!!! |
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