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Name: Johnnyfivealive
Details: 53 years old (Aquarius), Male, Single, Straight
Location: Windsor, Berkshire, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/johnnyfivealive
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In my own words

Over 30 refuse to be 40 .. funny , funky and full of it .,..

Just moved to NYC from London England .

Im like marmite you either love me or you hate me !!

What has happened to fp its full of cam girls, escorts , pre op transexuals....

No ting tong or mail order brides pls ...
Blog  

A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
The blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said,
How should I know, that's 200 miles from here! and hung up.
The husband said, Who was that?
The wife said, I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is
clear.
My Mum Says...

Leave it alone or it will fall off !!!!
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ladybirdie wrote...  
its a deal dude!!!!
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rallykatty wrote...  
pretty hot for an older guy... message me!!
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derrylass wrote...  
Its true, Its true, finally hung up my r n b dancing shoes!!
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no1modelle wrote...  
Phwwwwoafknaaaarrrr
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dellabootie wrote...  
the most hilarious guy i have ever met!!!!
love him to bits!!!
x
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no1modelle wrote...  
Happy birthday to yoooo, happy birthday to yoooo hoooo hoooo hoooo
happy birthday Master sexy bum pants and all that!!! kiss kiss mwah mwah hug hug love love xxxx
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heaven29 wrote...  
GORGEOUS!!!! XXXX
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Favorite Things

Food
Mexican/Thai

Music
Funky/Dirty House

TV Show
dont watch tv ,.bores me !

Author
Colin Butts ...

Movie
The Business

Night Club / Bar
Vanilla /Space..we love sundays(ibiza)

Animals
What ???

Person
Peter Kaye -legend

Website
Click here to view

Place
Ibiza/Thailand/Vegas

Possession/Thing
Phone/keys/car/ in that order!!

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