| Name: | maybeitsme | |  | | Details: | 52 years old, Female, Single, Straight | | | Location: | Edinburgh, Scotland, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/maybeitsme |
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In my own words
LORD B4 I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP, I PRAY FOR A MAN WHO'S NOT A CREEP, ONE WHO IS HANDSOME SMART AND STRONG, ONE WHO'S WILLY IS THICK AND LONG, I PRAY THIS MAN WILL LOVE ME NO END, AND NEVER ATTEMPT TO SHAG MY FRIEND, BUT AS I LAY HERE IN MY BED, I LOOK AT THE WANKER YOU SENT ME INSTEAD.... |
My Mum Says...
Never trust a dog with orange eyebrows.... Always get the young mans name and address.... And always make sure your underwear is clean cos you never know when you will get run over.... |
