 | | Name: | Dan | | | | Details: | 38 years old (Aries), Male, Single, Straight | | | Location: | USA, Essex, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/ottomans |
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In my own words
Live every day as if it was your last, and also not to have any regrets in life and try as many new things as possible.lol i like goin out with m8s havin fun gettin pissed :Pand in 2 cars and that 2.i some simes go maximes and pier so if u seen me in there b4 say hello:) lol .i also like meetin new ppl and that as well so if u wont 2 no any mor giv me a message and i will get back 2 u when a can ! :-)and PLZ RATE ME if u will thanks xxxx |
My Funniest Moment...
My Funniest Moment... A guy is lying in hospital , breathing with the aid of an oxygen mask. A lady comes with the tea and newspaper trolley. The guy looks at her and asks Are my testicles black? I'm sorry I'm not medical staff! Oh, please have a look for me, Are my testicles black? I'll have a look for you.She pulls back the bedcover and cupping his balls in her hand tells him No they look fine to me ! The patient pulls off his oxygen mask and say's,I asked wheres my r |
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