 | | Name: | Joe Flex | | | | Details: | 44 years old (Libra), Male, Straight | | | Location: | Liverpool, Merseyside, United Kingdom | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/playazinc |
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In my own words
Why I think we've had too much of the 90's...
1. You try to enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played patience with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail your work colleague at the desk next to you to ask Do you fancy going down the pub? and they reply, Yeah, give me five minutes.
5. You never use your beer stick to ask, Do you fancy going down the pub?
6. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South America, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbour yet this year.
7. You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date.
8. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
9. You consider Royal Mail painfully slow or call it snail mail.
10. Your idea of being organised is multiple coloured post-it notes.
11. You hear most of your jokes via email, instead of in person. |
My Mum Says...
Men are like...
- Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.
- Bank Machines. Once they withdraw they lose interest.
- Weather. Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
- Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
- Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
- Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
- Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
- Department Stores. Their |
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