Did I see you in Tescos car park earlier attempting about 10 times to reverse into a parking space, before you bashed the car at the side then sped off at 100mph thinking nobody had seen you? lol x
Good afternoon Gorgeous Miss Poshly Gorgeous, how are you today and more importantly what is for lunch? My cooker has packed up and seeing as you look so kind and thoughtful I am sure you would say in your posh accent Come join me at the Royal Table, which will be marvellous as I am in need of a succulent mouth watering sunday Roast consisting of Roast chicken, Brussel Sprouts, Carrots, Roast potatoes (None of your Aunt Bessie rubbish) and Yorkshire pudding (Home made of course) accompanied b
