| 5 entries | | |  | | | | Summer Song | wrote | | | Well, the summers almost here. Board shorts, flip flops and bikini's are starting to appear and Oakley have a sale on! So what song reminds you of summer....?? | | | | | A good old fashioned wrist Slapping | wrote | | | Well working through a hangover today. The old addage, go out for a swift pint with friends and end up on a drinking/dancing bender. On a school night too, slapped wrists for me. | | | | | A joke for all you lovely people | wrote | | Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: My friend is dead! What can I do? The operator says: Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead. There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: OK, now what? | | | | | Rules of Thumb.... | wrote | | ....
If the flyer shows the band standing on the railroad tracks, the band is shit. - Never utter the words I love you if you've had more than three drinks. If you're a lightweight, make that one drink. - If she smokes, she fu*ks. - One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger. | | | | | wrote | | | Well it Monday again :( But on the up side for most of us, it's the last week until the Christmas break :) May we all prepare ourselfs for obscene quantities of sausages wrapped in bacon and a glorious array of alcholic beverages. | | | | | 5 entries | | |
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