| 1 entry | | |  |  |  | | wrote |  | A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, How should I know, that's 200 miles from here! and hung up. The husband said, Who was that? The wife said, I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear. |  |  |  | | 1 entry | | |
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