| 5 entries | | |  | | | | wrote | | | I came, I saw, I conquered! | | | | | wrote | | | Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened. | | | | | wrote | | When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked
him to forgive me. | | | | | wrote | | | Beauty is only a light switch away. | | | | | wrote | | | Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum." | | | | | 5 entries | | |
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