| 5 entries | | |  | | | | Temper Temper | wrote | | | Well as much as I like the attention lads, save the insults for someone who actually gives a shit, infact send me a juicy insult so I can print it out and wipe my arse on it. Instead I'll paste your comments on here so you can read your own words and realise how much of a pratt you actually are, what I choose to do is my own doing, you are obviously lacking something, I hear there's operations for that. Then again You can't polish a turd | | | | | Giz a job | wrote | | | Well I never, seems my fluent bullshit has seen me well this past week, promotion.... so what does that mean? well I reckon its aleast an extra hour in the pubs each week, I may consider tipping a tramp for once and I might even spoil myself by upgrading to a posh noodle. | | | | | Another Moan | wrote | | | If my profile bothers you or you wish to have a photo sent to your mobile of myself taking a dump or a live video of myself clipping my own toe nails then text FLIDSTER to 88500, If you have more growing concerns dial 999. Worth a try, another moan here who the hell believes that shite anyway that some birds going to show herself strip bollock naked if you text the faceparty mobile server? save yourself £1.50 I hear there are some great reads on the top shelf. | | | | | Window shopping | wrote | | | Well I've had a look on this site and one thing has become blatenly obvious, If you wish to get noticed you need the following; A moody look like you've been sucking a lemon all night. The ability to flash everypart of your body in as many photos as possible and give that hey big boy look eyes. To have a profile so self obsessed, people will think wow they must be amazing for loving themselves so much that their head indeed, vanishes up their own arse. Mention the word sex as much as possible. | | | | | untitled | wrote | | | Well its taken me a while, 5 years infact to realise the term Look after number one is indeed a wise one. With that thought in mind I already have a large selection of knives sharpened up to stab someone in the back monday morning, I figure its owed. | | | | | 5 entries | | |
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