| 5 entries | | |  | | | | AWWW HEEELLLL NAAWWWW | wrote | | Today was a disaster. First I find a piece of lettuce in my cabbage. The next tragedy came while I was writing my cabbage sonnet. MY MECHANICAL PENCIL RAN OUT OF LEAD! I went to my roommate Chicken Little if he used it. But he was like "fuck if I know, bra", and just kept talking shit about the sky falling.
So, I. WAS. PISSED. The last person to take Creed Bratton's lead and get away with it: was Creed Bratton. So then I felt something sharp on my boobs. THE LEAD WAS BETWEEN MY BOOBS! Smash | | | | | That single piece of lettuce | wrote | | Heyo peeps its your old pal creed. So, I. AM. PISSED. I went to my OG cabbage supplier and from the second I felt the delicate purple petals I knew. THERE WAS LETTUCE IN THERE.
Don't even get me started on that brittle piece of devil's dental floss. It's tasteless, it's dry, it's entirely un-erotic. There was a single piece of lettuce on my beautiful, supple cabbage. It was ruined. I had to throw everything away. I had to settle on regular porn for my jerk sesh.
Smash that like button g | | | | | Cabbage ranking | wrote | | Heyo dudetes its your favorite pal Creed here. Yeah, that's my real name. Hahahaha jk, you'll never know. Anyway, I want to take the time to rank my favorite cabbages. Not that theres any bad cabbage, I find all species of cabbage unique and erotic in it's own way.
3. Green cabbage. Basic. But, it's popular for a reason. And it's damn firm too.
2. Purple cabbage. Exotic. Enticing. Mine.
1. Black cabbage. Furry and hits all the right spots.
K peace guys, remember to smash that like b | | | | | Cabbage | wrote | | Just wanted to talk about something near and dear to my heart: cabbage. Lotta people say cabbage is gross, I want everyone to know it's fantastic. You have so many different types of cabbage; green cabbage, purple cabbage, black cabbage if you leave it out for a few months and stuff,
Lotta people skimp on the black cabbage, that's where people mess up. You just gotta get around that fuzzy stuff. Its seriously the best experience of your life. Smash that like button guys. | | | | | Like | wrote | | | Yo guys smash that like button, its your old pal partyinmypantaloons here. Time fo' that potato chip party | | | | | 5 entries | | |
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