Everybody calls me Mr. Knowitall. I LOVE sailing the sea of cheese and shaking hands with beef! (who doesnt!) Well, like i said, some of my favourite things are the pQrnQ, liquor and video stores!! I love my pet cat Tommy!!! also I ain't no patriarch and i am NOT cahuvinistic!!! i love to think im smooth with the girls ;) + i really enjoy defying the laws of tradition!!