|In my own words|
Who is Ryan Eagle? Honestly, this is one person who doesnt really need much exposing for people to realize hes a douchebag. The only problem is that hes pretty much a complete nobody, so not many people have had the opportunity to get lots of laughs at this guys expense yet. Thats where the Cakes comes in. Rather than doing a long write-up about why this guy is a retard, Nickycakes is just going to give you a short story and then just present you with a bunch of self-explanitory screenshots and short narration that should paint a decent picture for you.