 |    In my own words
 Ive worked since school, had loadsa fun, underachieved on a consistant level due to being to lazy. Could die happy tomorrow. I cant understand why folk carry baggage thru life. Who needs it? Popularity is not as good as self respect....No fat chicks....farting in elevators....butterflies in your stomach when u see someone you like...swearing pensioners....dogs pooing in the street and walking funny cos there on a lead...driving past a field and seeing cows bonking....when a plan comes together...the pain of doing the right thing... |
 My Dream Date...
 Dinner with hitler, Jesus Christ, A Priest, Peter Kay, several people who waste life on forcing other religions down others throats, Ghengis Khan, A talking dog, All the required translators, a secretary and some poison! |
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|  |   | Favorite Things Food lasagne with haggis! Try it! TV Show married with children or futurama Author Hugh Hefner Movie Any that nice ladys come with me to see! Night Club / Bar Any ned free pubs fine. Animals my monkey beaker Person Al Bundy. He taught me so much. Website Click here to view Place The cash machine on payday. Possession/Thing Being doubled up laughing |
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