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Name: graham
Details: 46 years old (Leo), Male, Single, Straight
Location: dundee, Scotland, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/beakerpatience
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Al Bundy. A true hero
 
my monkey beaker!
 
beaker watching the big one!
 
In my own words

Ive worked since school, had loadsa fun, underachieved on a consistant level due to being to lazy. Could die happy tomorrow. I cant understand why folk carry baggage thru life. Who needs it? Popularity is not as good as self respect....No fat chicks....farting in elevators....butterflies in your stomach when u see someone you like...swearing pensioners....dogs pooing in the street and walking funny cos there on a lead...driving past a field and seeing cows bonking....when a plan comes together...the pain of doing the right thing...
My Dream Date...

Dinner with hitler, Jesus Christ, A Priest, Peter Kay, several people who waste life on forcing other religions down others throats, Ghengis Khan, A talking dog, All the required translators, a secretary and some poison!
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Favorite Things

Food
lasagne with haggis! Try it!

TV Show
married with children or futurama

Author
Hugh Hefner

Movie
Any that nice ladys come with me to see!

Night Club / Bar
Any ned free pubs fine.

Animals
my monkey beaker

Person
Al Bundy. He taught me so much.

Website
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Place
The cash machine on payday.

Possession/Thing
Being doubled up laughing

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