 |    In my own words
 Well what can I say here. Pretty normal guy on the outside, raging tiger on the inside raaaarrr (its more like an angry badger really). Easy going sort of bloke, send me a message I try to reply to them all..if you see that i've read your message and gone offline I will reply when I come back, I've usually got my mind half on something else (like how to train a weasel to get the money out of a fruit machine). If anyone has any ideas how to get all my interests above into one activity let me know as all my attempts have failed or I've had to give up, frankly if I was to take part in the last one up a frozen mountain I wouldn't be impressing anyone and theres no chance I'm lugging a yacht onto a ski-lift. |
 If You Pay Me...
 I'd dress up as Shirley Temple and do a rendition of on the good ship lollipop, swiftly get changed into a rubber catsuit and bend over ready to be beaten with a wooden paddle. Its not that i'm kinky or owt, i'm just a money grabbing mongrel....if you pay me enough theres not much I wouldn't do (payment accepted in the form of sterling, dollars, yen, luncheon vouchers, sand and tap water), hmmmm, am I going to regret saying that? |
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