In my own words What in my own words? I could list the reasons why I hate Madonna, which might be fun...
My Eternal Dilemma... ...is whether or not to start up a petition to have Madonna left on a very small island not too far from Antarctica with nothing but a bra and a small bag of potatoes forever. She won't be complaining about too much carbohydrate then will she? And we won't be subjected to her pretentiously hugging ethnic achievers at charity benefits she doesn't even understand - she's just there hogging the billion-strong auidience in her white suit trying to look 35. Silly bitch.