 | | Name: | jac1138 | | | | Details: | 41 years old, Male, Single, Straight | | | Location: | Okpo, Korea, South | | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/jac1138 |
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In my own words
I am conventional yet heterodox. I am the Lord of the Dance, of the Flies, of the Isles and of the Rings. I leave no entendre un-doubled. I once went caravanning with Angela Merkel, it was delightful. I have saved money on my insurance by switching to GEICO. I once rescued a wild bear from a hunters trap, some years later that same bear rescued me from a dull social engagement. Placebos have no effect on me. I am reluctant to close my eyes, for fear the world will disappear. There is a button on my oven which says Stop Time, I suspect its supposed to say Stop Timer but I dont press it just in case. One rainy afternoon I perfectly recreated Michelangelos Sistine Chapel masterpiece on my living room ceiling using only two colours and a farcically large paintbrush. On alternate Wednesdays I am unavailable as I meet Steven Seagal for mahjong. I once travelled to and explored the Virgin Islands, when I left they were just "The Islands". |
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