In my own words Where the hell are the normal good-looking sweet unpervy honest men! HELP!
In A Perfect World... Chocolate would be as healthy and good for you as Lettuce! No one would cheat or lie! Adrenaline fuelled days out would be free! Fags would never have been invented and no matter how drunk you got you would never throw up or feel rough in the morning - You would just feel pleasantly rat-4rsed until you went to sleep! Alcohol would be free and I would be shacked up with Brandon Boyd and a few little baby boyds in my Californian Mansion PMSL :-)