 | In my own words
Oi. You. Yellow car. : No, right, i'm actually straight and catholic : And i swear there was a man dressed as a sheep laughing at my p e n i s. Then i p i s s e d on a sheep's head. Seriously, i've had eleven beers and there was a sheep laughing at my p e n i s. : Take this first kirst, its sent me bananas : Look, she was that scared she's produced a diamond : Who's he think he is, Jesus? : *slap* Shut up you slag. The safe word is boobah : Why do i have 8 messages saying Fork?: D'you think god gets stoned once in a while? Look at a platypus... I think so : Say 'I love Ashley'...Go on...Scream it bitch : Yeah cos he's still k n o b b ing her : I wasn't meant to say anything but today i saw them humping : I don't LIKE it, it's just a bodily function. Like sex. : Do you get an ere ction looking at him? : If i got into her i'd never get out again : Porange is a word. it means Fat man. : Dad... are you wearing pants? |
My Funniest Moment...
two months into uni, you're impotent and i'm up the f .uc king duff > THE TIME. with the crying. the sharks. the hungry mat. 'at least you've not got downs'. *sobs hysterically*. +... No one said you were gay Dean, you just have an unfortunately large elbow : You should enter baby beauty contests. You'd win. They'd say My, that baby has a lot of hair. A rabbi came into work today and charged at me. MOOSE. |
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