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Name:	garygarygary

Details:	56 years old (Gemini), Male, Single, Straight

Location:	Rochester, Kent, United Kingdom

Profile Link:	www.faceparty.com/garygarygary

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In my own words

I am clean but someone said I remind them of Stig of the dump? I live on my boat, nice but ball bag shrivels up in winter. I love coffee shops I usually go to Neros in Maidstone each day for my fix. If you ever pop in just sniff, if you smell an ouder.... thats probably me :) I used to be good looking but no so much now.... being 50 must be the reason, my pic is recent...I do look after myself and refuse to age. I run a couple of small businesses but not rich so you'll be going halves on cake and underwear. Had a couple of long term relationships but both are lying next to the titanic. I'm Starting at step 1 again in life but be great to have a equally usless fart to travel up the other 49 steps where theres a million pounds in a basket. I have all the 0's just dont have the 1. I love animals and hate abusers. Rotties are my fav breed. Unfortunately I am a morning farter, sorry in advance. Bad grammer sorry I just rubbed chilly in my ey

In A Perfect World...

I would be in charge and create love. Papa smurf would be the President. I'd have an extra 2 inches (making 8, cough splutter) My car would have all four wheels spinning in the same direction, my above word ref my morning rippings of the space time continium would be calmer. Lastly at the moment I'd be happy if my eyes were de-chillied, i forgot i had chilly residue on fingers from making my quorn sausage and red chilly sandwich.... then rubbed my itchy eyes.

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