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jakedafriknsnke
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Name: JaKe It's my Birthday!
Details: 36 years old (Pisces), Male, Straight
Location: "Somewhere I Belong", Ohio
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/jakedafriknsnke
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In my own words

I am tired, I am bored and this is what I have come up with:
um... well... I own a midget farm, I smell like purple, paint chips scare me, like fire, my left eye teases my right eye on occasion (they're working it out in therapy), I prefer dogs over pencil, running in circles is monotonous, I am Batman (but only on the 1st and 3rd Tues. of every month... gotta love timeshares), I once lost my favorite country, I prefer food over gravel, I'm in need of a good glass of of orange peel, I tend to ramble nonsense and abruptly stop, i'm also known to say one thing and do another, i like pizza... Steve, I sometimes feel the need to scream "I want Mommy when people ask if they can help me," I may be a bit... what's the word... uh crazy? no uh... fantismal, word that is not, yoda should be electric blue, pennies should cost a nickle but only be worth a quarter, old lady jenkins says i'm a good boy, genetically infusing human ears on rats is cre
In A Perfect World...

I would have 100, 000, 000 Pennies for every million dollars (roughly 606, 271 lbs per million dollars)
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Favorite Things

Food
Quiero Taco Bell

Music
Heavy Metal (Children of Bodom)

TV Show
Family Guy

Author
Roger Zelazny

Movie
Happy Gilmore

Animals
Monkeys

Person
StA-Puft Marshmallow Man

Website
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Place
Any beach on a warm day!

Possession/Thing
Quilt my grandmother made for me 'f

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