  |  | Name: |  lil-laura88  |  |    |  | Details: |  35 years old (Leo), Female, Single, Straight  |    |  | Location: |  blackpool/Frodsham, Lancashire, United Kingdom  |    |  | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/lil-laura88 |  
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   In my own words
   1)Alcohol doesn't make you FAT, it makes you LEAN ....on tables, bars and ugly people 
  2)When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the fu*king bastard who made you sad. 
  3). When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 
  4). When you smile -- I will know you got laid. 
  5). When you are scared -- I will take the piss out of you about it, every chance I get. 
  6). When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whinging. 
  7). When you are confused -- I will use little words. 
  8). When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 
  i am an open minded easy goin type of girl..always up for a laugh if u like wat u see n read get in touch..if not dont lol |  
  From Now On...
   ----Girls----  ----are like apples----  ----on trees. The best ones----  ----are at the top of the tree.----  ---The boys dont want to reach---  --for the good ones because they--  -r afraid of falling and getting hurt.-  -Instead, they get the rotten apples-  from the ground that arent as good,  but easy. So the apples up top think  something wrong with them when in  -reality they're amazing. They just--  ---have to wait for--a boy ---who is brave enough to  |  
   | Comments |  10 of 15 | post a comment | view all |    |    |    |   |    |    |    |   |   | xfranchx wrote... |     |    |  | god weve onli bin appart for a day but i miss u baby. so much. love u all the world xxxx |    |    |    |  | send message |  
  |    |    |    |   |    |    |    |   |   | xfranchx wrote... |     |    |  | its ok baby. miss u like hell tho! me n liam r defo cumin down thur!i cant wait gurl. im off thur so wil cum down bou tea time n try meet ya if poss. then wil cum the show bar. gutted kenny isnt ther but oh wel get c my fave gurl dont i xxx mwaaahhh! woooop!xxxx love u angel millions xxxx |    |    |    |  | send message |  
  |    |    |    |   |   | xfranchx wrote... |     |    |  | babes ive got no credit but il ring ya tomoz. so glad ur enjoyin it!love u millions xxxx |    |    |    |  | send message |  
  |    |    |    |   |   | xfranchx wrote... |     |    |  | aahh baby! im stuck in ere til 11 aswel! wish i was ther wiv u.miss u too much. wev not bin out 2gevs for ages av we.il c wot i can do for gettin down urs. il c wen am off nt nex wkend bt the wkend afta even if its onli for one or 2 nites i dont care dude. need c the new gaff n mke sure its ok for my lou dont i!and tell kenny il b down so i want him at the bar proppin me up! xxxx |    |    |    |  | send message |  
  |    |    |    |   |   | xfranchx wrote... |     |    |  | grr!anyway wen us gurlies cum down wil cause sum havoc!lets hope hes out round blckpool wen wer down!show him wot hes let go of ;) cnt believe i dint get his id. jus guna put it behind me now babe cba xxx |    |    |    |  | send message |  
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  |   |   | Favorite Things Food chinese mmmm or steak n chips Music anything i can dance to TV Show phoenix nights, ugly betty Author belle de jour Movie finding nemo,my fair lady, Night Club / Bar sanuk,53,pj's,flaming os Animals tiger Person steven gerrard and peter kay Website Click here to view Place new york (never been though) Possession/Thing good food,sex,n drink ,n my best m8 linz =)  |  
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