  |  | Name: |  mayboleravepunk  |  |    |  | Details: |  45 years old (Pisces), Male, Single, Straight  |    |  | Location: |  Nr Glasgow, Scotland, United Kingdom  |    |  | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/mayboleravepunk |  
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   In my own words
   I have absolutely no idea why I still have a profile here. I tried deleting it months ago.
  And I have even less of an idea why I even bothered logging on and changing this description. |  
  My Dream Date...
   ...would be with a good looking pixiechick with a passion for music and adventure. We'd meet up at the old rope bridge near the island of funk, and dive into a huge tub of original Chocolate mousse. We'd eat all the chocolate from each other's naked bodies and then make ridiculously noisy love on the main stage at a music festival. Then we'd go round to my mum's for dinner.  |  
  | Comments |  8 of 8 | post a comment | view all |    |    |    |   |   | memefinchy wrote... |     |    |  what can i say brownie points on the imagery chuck a sausage at it could be a plausable idea.howevr the meat may stain my pages ysee. perhaps ill slide my little hands into two unlubed femidoms like mittens or have as straw and blew the pages open...yknow i really dont know. all i know is tryin to cover my hands to read my magazine may result in me weeing myself before i reach the pan to read.x |    |    |    |  | send message |  
  |    |    |    |   |   | memefinchy wrote... |     |    |  tea tree oil..ur too knowlegeable in this. i may take ur ideas wrap in clingfilm is a good idea although i want to smell the sweet essence of my magazine ,my fingertips caress the silky pages that fill em up with so much joy. i think i will wear surgical gloves actually. |    |    |    |  | send message |  
  |    |    |    |   |   | memefinchy wrote... |     |    |  | i would somehow try to lick off the lube and hope it will reveal the text so i can engage myself in the facts.x |    |    |    |  | send message |  
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  |   |   | Favorite Things Food Spicy and Colourful Music Minimal Tech-House, Industrial Noise, Dub TV Show Nathan Barley Author Clive Barker Movie This Is England, Dead Man's Shoes, Pans Labyrinth Night Club / Bar Sub Club, The 13th Note, Soundhaus, Mono Animals Chameleon Person Chris Morris Website Click here to view Place Isolated and scenic, or loud and banging Possession/Thing A length of rope and a ball-gag.  |  
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