| Name: |  no1bitch2007  |  |    |  | Details: |  42 years old (Sagittarius), Female, Single, Straight  |    |  | Location: |  County Durham, United Kingdom  |    |  | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/no1bitch2007 |  
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In my own words
   THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE
  Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl Will you marry me? The girl said,  NO!
  And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping,dancing, camping,  drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever  the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled more, had many  lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to  the theatre, never watched sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that  went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and  looked fabulous in sweat pants, and burped, swore, and farted all the time. THE END | 
| Comments |  10 of 14 | post a comment | view all |    |    |    |   |   | serpico1 wrote... |     |    |  | Im sure you get a load of men begging for your attention and im no different but this im my attempt. x |    |    |    |  | send message |  
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