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I may have sex wee'd a little bit... please excuse me
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Name: Simon
Details: 39 years old, Male, Single, Open Minded
Location: Fraggle Rock, Northern Ireland, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/simonosaurus
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In my own words

I'm Simon, live in Belfast, Like to thi.... fuck it! I'm good craic and I'm up for laugh, so message me, any ole' excuse will do!
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Huh? I'm where!
Ok, so did I it, got bored of all that bakebook fakery and decided to join this and see if I can actually meet some new friends.... you know.... real ones. not ones who add you to make their profile page look good "look! she has 156,963 friends. she must be must be popular" shiiite! Any way I'm up for a bit of craic and looking for some new faces in my recently uneventful little life so if you're looking a drinking buddy, a friendly ear, shag or just wana hurl some abuse my way then bring it!
If You Pay Me...

I'll put on a gorilla costume and chase midgets so I can pretend I'm King Kong. I also do children's parties.
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Favorite Things

Food
my very own homemade lasagne = sex on a plate!

Music
Indie Rock, Dance, Shoegaze, Dance-punk etc.

TV Show
Spaced, Green wing, The office, that kinda guff

Author
Patrick Suskind

Movie
no idea

Night Club / Bar
one with sticky floors and decent music

Animals
Dogs, happy stupid waggy tail ones

Person
daft question.

Place
asleep, just a nice place to be

Possession/Thing
People who don't need a reason to be nice

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