In my own words i am a 19 year old lad stuck in the middle of nowhere. the only thing that keeps me sane are my boys dave t, carl and trigger. i go to college in north trafford which is a proper mission from my house but its worth it coz iv made some sound mates there. i work for a gas fitter in stalybridge who is proper funny all the time and makes work days more bearable. i enjoy getting drunk with my boys and going 2 bolton with dave coz its a crackin nite out (mostly when we dont end up fighting people/eachother lol). i like going on lads holidays and gettin away from this place.
In A Perfect World... money would grow on tress and the river would be constantly flowing beer. no one would work because they were always too pissed and england floated into the carribean where it lived in the sun for ever.