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thedrywit
Emotionally Crippled Complusive Liar
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Name: Benjamin
Details: 39 years old (Cancer), Male, Straight
Location: Brentwood, Essex, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/thedrywit
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I never wear hoodies.
 
Tate Gallery. Hate the people.
 
In my own words

I hate bullfighting. I went to a bullfight in Madrid and it was rubbish. The popcorn is really expensive and I was sat SO far back I couldn't see all the fat horses getting stabbed. (thats right. im controversial)
My Best Day...

..was in the middle of cold October. I was shortcutting across a field to get to my Aunty Jemimas cottage. The ground soil was hard and cold, spattered with ice. I was repeating, "Mustn't forget spatula". My mother had requested I collect a replacement from said aunty. I had ruined the last one making a sedative out of rain and conkers. As I breathed about it, I carelessly twisted my boot in a rabbit hole, falling down. Slipping quitely into clincal hemorrhagic shock.
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Favorite Things

Food
Foreign food that makes me sound cool

Music
Obscure artists that make me sound cool

TV Show
Obscure Russian propoganda cartoons. e.g. Cool.

Author
Gilles Deleuze and Felix Guattari. again, Cool.

Movie
Anything I dont really understand. Then deem cool

Night Club / Bar
I loathe the public. Reclusive cool type.

Animals
My baby elephant.. And don't tell me its cruel!

Person
Anyone who makes me feel better about me

Website
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Place
China

Possession/Thing
Faux-Racism, Faux-Anthing controversial

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