 |  | Name: | Benjamin | |  | | Details: | 39 years old (Cancer), Male, Straight |  | | Location: | Brentwood, Essex, United Kingdom |  | | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/thedrywit |
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  In my own words
 I hate bullfighting. I went to a bullfight in Madrid and it was rubbish. The popcorn is really expensive and I was sat SO far back I couldn't see all the fat horses getting stabbed. (thats right. im controversial) |
 My Best Day...
 ..was in the middle of cold October. I was shortcutting across a field to get to my Aunty Jemimas cottage. The ground soil was hard and cold, spattered with ice. I was repeating, "Mustn't forget spatula". My mother had requested I collect a replacement from said aunty. I had ruined the last one making a sedative out of rain and conkers. As I breathed about it, I carelessly twisted my boot in a rabbit hole, falling down. Slipping quitely into clincal hemorrhagic shock. |
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|  |   | Favorite Things Food Foreign food that makes me sound cool Music Obscure artists that make me sound cool TV Show Obscure Russian propoganda cartoons. e.g. Cool. Author Gilles Deleuze and Felix Guattari. again, Cool. Movie Anything I dont really understand. Then deem cool Night Club / Bar I loathe the public. Reclusive cool type. Animals My baby elephant.. And don't tell me its cruel! Person Anyone who makes me feel better about me Website Click here to view Place China Possession/Thing Faux-Racism, Faux-Anthing controversial |
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