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glasgowguy262 wrote...  
Thought we were going shoplifting in Almondvale? I got caught in Asda today, i paid for six cans of Sprite at the self service checkout, when security checked my bag, he realised I had picked 7up ;)
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glasgowguy262 wrote...  
Masturbation is for wankers!
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glasgowguy262 wrote...  
It was emotional on the day of my wedding. The wife found out I'd been shagging one of the bridesmaids n started throwing the wedding cake at me, that's when I got a tier in my eye.
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glasgowguy262 wrote...  
I'm pretty good at football, but I don't like to blow my own Vuvuzela!
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glasgowguy262 wrote...  
Just bought tickets for the Reading Festival there, dunno what book to take yet though :)
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glasgowguy262 wrote...  
I tried to go swimming wih a dolphin yesterday Alana, but it died on the bus on the way to the pool! Goes work been? U no sooked yer way up to gaffer material yet lmao
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glasgowguy262 wrote...  
I won a muff-diving competition last night, the audience loved me! I was lapping it up all night! Lol
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glasgowguy262 wrote...  
That Taxi driver shouldve saved those bullets fir them in that Bb hoose, did u see the nick of the desperados!!
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I was putting some mastic around the bottom of the shower there, i nearly knocked maself oot wi the fumes, then i stuck maself to the wall, DIY Donnie i am not!
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glasgowguy262 wrote...  
Craig Bellamy is an anagram of GAY BALL CRIME, seriously! I just joined that Match.com, said i was an ugly boring skinhead that nobody cares about anymore, they sent me Gail Porter!
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