In my own words hi im john and i'm a naturist.why do ppl hide their bodies?let it lose set it free and indulge in some amasing pastimes such as naked twister,naked scrabble and naked hungry hippo's!(just watch for them hippo's....they can catch the pink cigar!)
If I was a Millionaire... first id slap chris tarrant with a sardine marinated in gorilla flem n say 'hey we dnt need 2 go on ur crappy show that was good like 15yrs ago 2 be a millionaire n sort that wig u tosser!' then id buy me n harkin matchin leotards so we can pull them straps down baby!,buy koffy them rollerskates n cowboy boots hes always wanted,buy rach caddick's services then move 2 disneyland