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Welcome to Fakeparty, the site for sad blokes faking it as young nympho lezzas!! Twats!!
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Name: Neville f**kin Bartos
Details: 44 years old (Aries), Male, Single, Straight
Location: Naaaarich, Nawfookcestershire, Norfolk, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/klep
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In my own words

Apart from my obvious likes of speaking really fast to confuse foreign exchange students, changing direction rather suddenly while dawdling in crowded shopping malls, staring out canines and heckling karaoke singers, i do really love music as long as its indie, rock or punk. Only music that matters is Stone Roses, Led Zeppelin, Cream, Smiths, Ramones, Joy Divison, My Bloody Valentine, Ride, Dead Kennedys , Weezer, Pavement, Wedding Present, The Jam, Small Faces,The Specials, BOb Marley, Jesus And Mary Chain, Sleater-Kinney, Sonic Youth, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Slayer, Metallica and Sigur Ros so there!! ne ne nene ne!!!! Oh, i give up with this site, unless you walk around with your purple headed heat seeking moisture missile out, or are a sad bloke pretending to be a women who enjoys munching carpet you never get any messages. I have left the building...oh and another thing, why do i keep getting messages off of dodgy russkie birds??
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Still can't believe the amount of numbnuts on here who are taken in by all the fake profiles. Makes me laugh reading their comments, with them thinking it's some hot babe, when most probably it's Norbert the village idiot. Am i the only person who can sniff em out!
In A Perfect World...

taxi drivers would be forced to stop talking b***ks when taking you home, shut up mate!, i've had a few beers and don't need you telling me the amount of birds who have offered it to ya because they cant afford their fare, look at yourself, 55, 18 stone and sporting enough cheap bling to sink the titanic. You look like a dart player mate....now behave yourself!!!!
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manson_bitch wrote...  
LOL!!!! youre almost too funny! i bet ur a nympho lezzer pretending to b a man lol =p xxx
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bambino75 wrote...  
Hahaha,you are funny!Liked the taxi driver comment.
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Favorite Things

Food
Electric Soup

Music
Sigur Ros, The Black Angels, Fuck Buttons

TV Show
Bod, Swap Shop, Mr Benn, Fingerbobs, Pipkins

Author
Anyone who can sign for my tourettes prescription

Movie
Any involving 70's tache's and big haired women

Night Club / Bar
All pubs are my church!

Animals
The man eating death weapon we know as a shark

Person
Twiki from Buck Rogers

Website
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Place
Backstage, nailing groupies with Led Zep/Sabbath

Possession/Thing
Vespa Scooter/Drinking Arm

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