 | In my own words
St Augustine claimed humans were the only animals who had s*x for pleasure.But he didn't know about the randy pygmy chimpanzees known as Bonobos.Much like members of Blue,Bonobos have s*x to alleviate tension,solve arguments,or simply celebrate a good meal.(The average session lasts 13 seconds).It's not all straight s*x either.There are gay and lesbian bonobos(practicing "p e n i s-fencing" and "genito-genital frotting",respectively).Also,much like Michael Jackson,the Bonobos enjoy s*x with their young.Sadly,only 10000 of the little f u c kers are left in the Congo,and they're now in danger of extinction.Bonobos are,genetically,man's closest relative:they share 98.5 percent of our DNA.So in the spirit of kinship,we should help our f u c k-monkey cousins.Email [email protected] if you're willing to adopt a bonobo.(btw you'll have to have s*x with it.They like to do this every 90 minutes.On the plus side, it only lasts for 13 seconds.) |
In A Perfect World...
...there'd still be something to complain about, i'm sure |
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too much to choose from Music
indie/ alternative, but like a bit of everything! TV Show
the simpsons Author
clive barker Movie
too many to choose from Night Club / Bar
too many to choose from Animals
dogs Person
jointly awarded to my grandma and grandad Place
st. ives, cornwall Possession/Thing
i'm not materialistic (or pretentious!!) ahem |
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