|Name:|| Adrian |
|Details:|| 34 years old (Cancer), Male, Straight |
|Location:|| Birmingham, West Midlands, United Kingdom |
|In my own words|
You can talk to me if:
*You want to take me to Nandos
*You watch the real South Park and don't just know it for "omg they killed Kenny
*Every sentence out of your mouth isn't a moan at something
*Know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'
*Smile at people because you want to, not because you have to
*Have EPIC conversation tekkers
*Do not use the word 'epic'
*Know what tekkers means
*Never tell me that wrestling is 'fake'
*Have OCD general hygeine rules
*Understand a way to a man's heart is his belly
*Are a Lumpy Space Princess
*Have tattoos not just because they are now 'cool'
*Have your nose or cheeks pierced
*Have dimples when you smile
*Are just sexual seduction in general
I look for two things in a girl, both of them require the use of her mouth. If you have/can guess both qualties you are half way to my heart.
If none of the above applies I'll call you a taxi...
|My Pet Hate...|
When you see the same girl message your pic as well as every other lads. Scream desperate love?
Also some of you need to get out your own arse. Just cause 20 men a day message you asking for sexual favours, they also message every other girl on here. It's not a compliment. You are not hot.
Now cover me in peanut butter and scream my name.