|Name:|| benogdenluv |
|Details:|| 35 years old (Taurus), Male, Single, Straight |
|Location:|| WARRINGTON (ORFORD) THE ONE N ONLY!!!, Merseyside, United Kingdom |
|In my own words|
Why did the a puff get sacked from his job at the sperm bank? -- He got caught drinking on the job!!!
A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend You won't believe what happened. I was taking a short cut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to it. I untied her, and then we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything. His friend replies, Oh man, That's great: did you get a blow job?
That was the only let down, i couldn't find her head.
There is a new pussy wash for women, it's made of marijuana, antiperspirant and Kentucky Fried Chicken -
it leaves your fanny high, dry and finger lickin good.
a woman goes to the doctors and says doctor, doctor, everythime i open my legs i hear glory glory man united the doctor replies dont worry madam coz all cunts sing it....
|If I was a Millionaire...|
id be bangin the bk out ov paris hilton