| Name: |  bertie_sanchez  |  |    |  | Details: |  44 years old (Sagittarius), Male, Single, Straight  |    |  | Location: |  South East London, United Kingdom  |    |  | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/bertie_sanchez |  
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In my own words
   I was here once. Then I went, because it was boring. Now i'm back because I can't seem to stay away. So i've reinvented meself, like a changeling or an 80s pop star, and i'm back. Cosmic!
  I like lots of stuff. Biscuits, chipsticks, Cidre, inappropriate comedy, impromptu piss-ups when you were 'only popping out for a couple'. You get the f**king drift, yeah? I probably dislike a lot more. 
  We will probably get on....unless you're up your own arse!
  Cheerio treacles! | 
| Blog |     |    |    |    |  Women...
  |    |  You might be one of those who thinks that just because a bloke messages you that they're after something. It's not. It's because you look like a bit of a laugh and you might be good company. If you're that far up your own arse to think that...think again. If I message you, it's because you look like you're a rare breed on here....normal. NOT because I want to cum on your tits!
  ....Unless you ask really nicely of course?! |  
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In A Perfect World...
   ....there would always be some sort of dessert after dinner. And not just a bowl of fruit!  |