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Name: Dan
Details: 42 years old (Virgo), Male, Single, Straight
Location: Newquay, Cornwall, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/blue_bomber
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at the beach
 
 
In my own words

I play in a band, we're the best in the land
We're big in both Chelsea and France
I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar
There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance
So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty
These other gals mean nothing to me
Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night
'Cause I'm more than a handful, you'll see
I can bench press a car, I'm an ex football star with degrees from both Harvard and Yale
Girls just can't keep up, I'm a real love machine
I've had far better sex while in jail
I've designed the Sears Tower, I make two grand an hour
I cook the world's best duck flambe
I'll take the pick of the litter, girls jockey for me
I don't need these lines to get laid
I'm a man of the night, a real ladies delight
See my figure was chiseled from stone
One more for the gal then I'll escort her home
Come last call, I'm never alone
;-)
If I was a Millionaire...

I probably wouldn't be on here cause I could buy love, they say money can't buy you love but it does really, doesn't it???
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Favorite Things

Food
italian

Music
punk rock

TV Show
peep show

Movie
football factory

Night Club / Bar
if it sells beer its fine by me

Animals
haggis (it is real i tell you!!!!)

Person
phil anselmo

Place
the beach

Possession/Thing
my guitar

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