In my own words I'm a 28-year-old man/child who loves women, sport, going out and books - but not neccesarily in that order! I'm up for chatting to anyone but if you think sarcasm is the best form of humour I have a wake-up call for you - life's too short and it's undetectable in text. Finally, the best trait a person can posess is a sense of humour. After all, clowns they get all the girls don't they? (Except the ones with painted on tears, generally they're unluckiest when it comes to matters of the heart!)
1) Buy a job-lot of roses and harangue couples all night shouting: TWO FOR A POUND! 2) Ring up your local Pizza Express and book a table under the name of Mr B Laden 3) Get drunk indoors on gin, stumble outside your house at 11pm and chance your arm with any girls who have split up with their boyfriends (people prob do this!) 4) Throw a tv out of your window aiming at someone. When hit take them to casualty 5) Break in to someone house and unbar all their porn channels – dressed as Santa
This Week's Plan... Well still need a flat! Any ideas? Should be looking around but I've decided to do a top 5 list of comedy names: 5) Trevor 4) Jody (Surely a girl's only name, Jody not Shirley) 3) Colin (made famous by the guy from the Brittas Empire) 2) Mungo (for people who want a name which suggests laziness) 1) Barry (used to know someone who spelt his name Barrie like the Peter Pan author - he was a cunt!)
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