| 5 entries | | |  | | | | 5 things to do for Valentines' | wrote | | 1) Buy a job-lot of roses and harangue couples all night shouting: TWO FOR A POUND!
2) Ring up your local Pizza Express and book a table under the name of Mr B Laden
3) Get drunk indoors on gin, stumble outside your house at 11pm and chance your arm with any girls who have split up with their boyfriends (people prob do this!)
4) Throw a tv out of your window aiming at someone. When hit take them to casualty
5) Break in to someone house and unbar all their porn channels – dressed as Santa | | | | | New job | wrote | | | I've got a new job so its bye, bye Sevenoaks for good! Seriously will miss certain things about Sevenoaks. Firstly, being able to by a bespoke boe-tie 24 hours a day. handy if a wedding arrangment emergency crops up (it has to be noted that it is impossible to buy a pint of milk in Sevenoaks after 4pm on a Sunday). Secondly, seriously posh people who have big hair, scarves and voices. This applies to both sexes and the two age groups in the town – teenagers and pensioners. | | | | | wrote | | | This is my wy first week as a freelance journalist and it's consisted of e-mailing and phoning people for work. The uncertainty is pretty scarry but if you know anyone that can get me additional shifts - let me know! Can't decide why watching Andy Murray play tennis is so interesting. Perhaps because I had four hours to burn today and bloody hell he still didn't finish the match. Oh well he'll be beaten by Roddick in the next round. Sorry if you don't like sport but hey its my living! | | | | | wrote | | | Been thinking about why people do blogs? Could it be as therapy- i.e just kicked the cat today but I'm still a sensitive soul. Could be as way of impressing future employers - today I reorganised my cd collection with my flatmate which demonstrated what a team player I am. Or Could it be a way of venting anger - I hate the world except you dear reader! I reckon it could be all of these things except I don't think it's worth putting the url on your CV unless you are trully an oddball! | | | | | wrote | | | After a week off work which encompassed trips to Liverpool and Leeds I'm officially spent but not looking forward to work on Monday. The worst thing about taking holiday is that after each day you end up dreading work more and more. The thing is I quite like my job! Also had the world's best good deed happen to me. Someone gave me his ticket so I could park for free. I tried to give it to someone after I finished but he told me to f**k off. Hopefully karma means he died in a car crash - joking! | | | | | 5 entries | | |
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