  |  | Name: |  Lucy  |  |    |  | Details: |  42 years old (Scorpio), Female, Straight  |    |  | Location: |  The people's republic of Harlow, Essex, United Kingdom  |    |  | Profile Link: | www.faceparty.com/buffy_20 |  
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   In my own words
   Blonde. I like giraffes. Badgers are nice. I suit hats. Cider! I like cake. Mildly obsessed with darts. I do a ridiculous amount of gym classes and I like turning up on quiz shows. |  
  In A Perfect World...
   Tottenham would win everything, ever! Flibble would be a proper word, People would laugh at my jokes, I'd have lots more shiny things, Snow Patrol would be irradicated by a group of music loving freedom fighters, Katie Hopkins would have her tongue ripped out, Neil Buchanan from Art Attack would be Prime Minister. People would buy me Magners everyday  |  
   | Comments |  10 of 27 | post a comment | view all |    |    |    |   |    |    |    |   |   | timelord_2004 wrote... |     |    |  Here's some options for your third best animal: 1. the Aye-aye - a strange nocturnal primate from deepest Madagascar that plays peek-a-boo for entertainment!.. and was Douglas Adams' favourite creature on the planet. 2. 'Animal' from the Muppets. 3. Me, I am not a muppet but consensus dictates otherwise. |    |    |    |  | send message |  
  |    |    |    |   |    |    |    |   |    |    |    |   |   | alexgl2 wrote... |     |    |  | I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah, I thought he's trying to pull a fast one. |    |    |    |  | send message |  
  |    |    |    |   |   | alexgl2 wrote... |     |    |  | I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs. |    |    |    |  | send message |  
  |    |    |    |   |    |    |    |   |   | pro_footballer1 wrote... |     |    |  Hi there sweetie,  Just seen your profile and pics and what can i say apart from you are gorgeous and quality too.  If you like what u see and read and fancey a chat then msg me babes...  Take it easy  Gaz  xx xx xx |    |    |    |  | send message |  
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  |   |   | Favorite Things Food Cheese, cake, cheesecake. Music Guitar racket TV Show The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Author Douglas Adams, Tolstoy, Jasper Fforde Movie North by Northwest, Third Man, Casablanca Night Club / Bar If it sells cheap cider, I'm there! Animals Giraffes and badgers Person Chas and Dave Website Click here to view Place The pub Possession/Thing shiny things  |  
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