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charlybrown28
if u want to c me being shagged by a horny girafe whilst doin the fandango text charly to
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Name: matt k
Details: 44 years old (Aquarius), Male, Single, Straight
Location: SE London, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/charlybrown28
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In my own words

I have been convicted of four serious assaults on women but have served my time and want to put that behind me. Please dont be scared. Just dont laugh at me.... ever, OR I WILL SNAP! I like white cider, cock-fighting and lap dancing. I live in a crack house!.
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Lets say you came home from spanish lessons early and needed a toilet so ran straight up to the bathroom and found me and my best mate John in the bath together.(A total accident, we were both painting the ceiling, the ladder slipped and while falling off I managed to knock the taps which ran the bath while all of our clothes must of caught on the toilet roll holder and got torn off) Would you just laugh it off and say we were inexperienced decoraters? If the answer is yes I think you've pulled
My Dream Date...

WERE YOU THE GIRL with braids, blue T-shirt, platform trainers, dancing to left of the stage during JFK's set at Passion last Friday? I was the guy curled up under the speaker stack. I meant to talk to you but I was hallucinating and I thought you had a wolf's head and flippers. But I'm ok now! Send me a message if thats you!.
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lapdance4ever wrote...  
matthew, you're right... i'm getting sick of turkey and tinsel!! be good and maintain that chocolate eclair willpower!! penny x x x
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puffalump wrote...  
your profile is pure excellence...bravo! *claps*
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Favorite Things

Food
Thai, Pancakes, Picnics

Music
House, Dnb, Indie (Roses, Charlatens etc)

TV Show
Peep show, South Park, scrubs, 24!

Author
Jonathen Franzen, James Frey (yes mostly lies)

Movie
Shawshank, Open Your Eyes, Donie Darco

Animals
Paddy

Person
Brother - kind of my hero (cheesy but true)

Website
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Place
Melbourne, Kakadu, Prague, A'dam, Vald'isere

Possession/Thing
I like framing minorities for petty crimes.

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