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Name: Chris
Details: 35 years old, Male, Straight
Location: Lancashire, United Kingdom
Profile Link:www.faceparty.com/chris_johnston
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In my own words

I know the difference between the truth and being honest. Sincerity is lacking on this website. I have a genuinely foul mind. If I spoke half the things I thought, I'd probably get locked up. If you ever see me laughing to myself that is usually when this applies. It's best not to ask what I'm laughing about. Here's a list of people I'd prefer not to hear from on here :-
Overweight people who complain about it and don't get off their arses.
ppl hu tlk lyk dis.
Idiots who repeat others opinions.
Generally ignorant half wits.
Do gooders.
Religious morons who deny facts to suit their reality.
I haven't the patience for any of these people. I'd like to clarify that because I don't want to hear about how some chap wants to take my cock down their throat and have my jizz all over their face, Doesn't make me homophobic.
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My Pet Hate...

If you want to argue with me, by all means do so. But please do it publicly and accept my comments on your profile too. That way it's not just me that knows how much of a moron you are. It's pretty pointless and nowhere near as funny otherwise.
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Some stuff that amused me at the time.
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Favorite Things

Bacon and beef jerky.

Huge fan of The Misfits.

TV Show
South Park, American Dad.

The Basterds

Author / Book
Christopher Hitchens

The fabled Honey Badger

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The wasteland


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