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Oh Lordy. Its Mr. Par

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Name:	mr_par

Details:	44 years old (Scorpio), Male, Straight

Location:	Here, South Yorkshire, United Kingdom

Profile Link:	www.faceparty.com/mr_par

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Mr. Par came from a long line of Pars spanning back hundreds of years. It is thought that Hamish Mc Par found Scotland, and attachced it to England so he wouldnt get wet when he went to buy groceries.

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catfish sex

For months now I have been studying how to turn a catfish without selfishly inviting it to a gangbang. Here is my advise. 1. when approaching the fish never call it a tail sniffer (it only arouses it) 2. on approach greet the cat with a chinese accent such as 'hewwo siwwy fishhy' 3. never try to force feed the fish with woppleclams 4. every 2.75 mins. tell the fish to fekk off and get a life. this creates a trail of jizzy ectopla