In my own words Hi, how are you? I like that hat you're wearing, is it new? As you can see from my pictures I'm no oil painting. Looks aren't everything. Don't be so shallow. There are lots of good things you can say about me...Er, I'm good at talking random drivel. About hats. I live in Leicester but I don't originally come from here. I work as a cleaner (sorry, hygiene operative) in a factory in South Wigston. Is that the most interesting thing I can say about myself? Probably. What does that tell you? My favourite hat is the Trilby.
My Pet Hate... ...Is when people disagree with me. About anything. I'm always right.
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